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Continue reading →: Hotel Ling Bao review: Phantasialand’s best resort choice? | What does Bart sayIs Hotel Ling Bao still the best choice at Phantasialand? Discover my experience with garden-view rooms, dining at Restaurant Bamboo, and late-night drinks at the exclusive Dragon Bar.
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Continue reading →: Bommelwereld review: is this indoor theme park worth visiting? | What does Bart sayDiscover the world of Olivier B. Bommel in this honest review. Is Bommelwereld pure indoor magic or just for kids? Explore the atmosphere, attractions, and unique theming of this new Dutch park.
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Continue reading →: THIS IS HOLLAND review: unmissable stop on your Amsterdam trip? | What does Bart sayIs THIS IS HOLLAND worth it or just a tourist trap? Check out my review of this unique Flying Theater in Amsterdam, including tips on combideals, the 2025 film update, and how it compares to Europa-Park’s Voletarium!
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Continue reading →: Efteling’s biggest challenge: is the magic starting to fade? | What does Bart sayIs the park still ready to compete at the top European tier? Read my full analysis on the struggle between mass and magic.
Hi, I’m Bart
the voice behind What does Bart say.
Hi, I’m Bart, the voice behind What does Bart say.
I travel through Europe (and hopefully one day beyond) to bring you the best (and worst) of theme parks, fairs, and attractions. Whether you’re looking for the ultimate coaster ride, the best theme park hotel review, or practical travel tips for your next trip, I’ve got you covered.
Current Coaster Count: 301!
Theme Park Tour 2026 – Full Itinerary:
🗓️ January | Winter Warmup: Wintertraum, Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ June | British Break: Thorpe Park, Paultons Park & LEGOLAND Windsor.
🗓️ August | German Summer: Jaderpark, Hamburg Dom, Hansa-Park & a return to Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ November | Season Finale: Europa-Park (Hotel Castillo Alcazar).
🔗 Quick links:
👉 Explore all my reviews and practical tips here!
👉 Get to know me & let’s collaborate
👉My current top 10 Coasters & the European B&M mission!
