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Continue reading →: LEGOLAND Deutschland review: Germany’s massive brick-built empire! | What does Bart sayIs Legoland Deutschland worth the trip? I break down the rides, the Miniland, and whether it offers value for money for families and thrill seekers!
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Continue reading →: Erlebnispark Tripsdrill review: a theme park with a soul (and wine)! | What does Bart sayA park with a soul (and wine)! Explore why Erlebnispark Tripsdrill remains one of the most charming and authentic parks in Germany
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Continue reading →: Efteling summer 2025 review: huge expectations, but does it deliver? | What does Bart sayWith Efteling Grand Hotel now officially open and the summer activites still going on in August, will Efteling be worth a last minute trip? Find out in my latest blog!
Hi, I’m Bart
the voice behind What does Bart say.
Hi, I’m Bart, the voice behind What does Bart say.
I travel through Europe (and hopefully one day beyond) to bring you the best (and worst) of theme parks, fairs, and attractions. Whether you’re looking for the ultimate coaster ride, the best theme park hotel review, or practical travel tips for your next trip, I’ve got you covered.
Current Coaster Count: 301!
Theme Park Tour 2026 – Full Itinerary:
🗓️ January | Winter Warmup: Wintertraum, Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ June | British Break: Thorpe Park, Paultons Park & LEGOLAND Windsor.
🗓️ August | German Summer: Jaderpark, Hamburg Dom, Hansa-Park & a return to Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ November | Season Finale: Europa-Park (Hotel Castillo Alcazar).
🔗 Quick links:
👉 Explore all my reviews and practical tips here!
👉 Get to know me & let’s collaborate
👉My current top 10 Coasters & the European B&M mission!
