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Hi, I’m Bart
the voice behind What does Bart say.
Hi, I’m Bart, the voice behind What does Bart say.
I travel through Europe (and hopefully one day beyond) to bring you the best (and worst) of theme parks, fairs, and attractions. Whether you’re looking for the ultimate coaster ride, the best theme park hotel review, or practical travel tips for your next trip, I’ve got you covered.
Current Coaster Count: 301!
Theme Park Tour 2026 – Full Itinerary:
🗓️ January | Winter Warmup: Wintertraum, Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ June | British Break: Thorpe Park, Paultons Park & LEGOLAND Windsor.
🗓️ August | German Summer: Jaderpark, Hamburg Dom, Hansa-Park & a return to Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ November | Season Finale: Europa-Park (Hotel Castillo Alcazar).
🔗 Quick links:
👉 Explore all my reviews and practical tips here!
👉 Get to know me & let’s collaborate
👉My current top 10 Coasters & the European B&M mission!
