Looking for something specific? On this page, you will find quick links to all my articles, neatly organized into the perfect category for your next adventure. Whether you are searching for the latest roller coaster reviews, looking for the best places to stay, or planning your next big trip, simply choose a category below to dive straight into the content you need.
🎢 Attraction openings:
First impressions, media day coverage, and grand opening reviews of brand-new rides. I’ll take you along to the very first drops and launches to see if the highly anticipated additions deliver on their promises.
– What does Bart say: Duinrell — Previewing the brand-new Kikker8baan!
– What does Bart say: Efteling Fairytale Forest – Adding a new chapter: The 31st fairytale: Princess and the Pea!
– What does Bart say: Walibi Holland – YoY: The RMC takeover of Walibi Holland.
– What does Bart say: Danse Macabre (Efteling) – 240 minutes for a 4-minute haunting ride: My opening day verdict. 🗞️ Published in First Drop #114.
🌍 General experiences & park reviews:
Deep dives into park operations, atmosphere, and overall value. From regular park day trip reports to specialized coverage of seasonal events like Halloween scare nights, winter openings, and milestone anniversary at major European parks.
– What does Bart say: Efteling Summer Festival — A bold and energetic new direction.
– What does Bart say: LEGOLAND Windsor – 30 years of building memories!
– What does Bart say: Paultons Park – Setting the gold standard for family thrills.
– What Does Bart Say: Thorpe Park – Did Hyperia meet my two-year expectations?
– What does Bart say: Plopsaland Belgium, 25 years, celebration, de Panne, Plopsaland.
– What does Bart say: Bommelwereld – Indoor magic or just for kids?
– What does Bart say: Winter Efteling 2025-2026 – Is it better than previous years?
– What does Bart say: Bobbejaanland Wintert – A successful first edition? 🗞️ Published in First Drop #117.
– What does Bart say: Winter Feelings at Toverland – Why this is a must-visit!
– What does Bart say: Europa-Park 50 – The only party where everyone is on the guest list!
– What does Bart say: Steinwasen-Park – Alpine coasters, wildlife, and a park built on a mountain!
– What does Bart say: LEGOLAND Deutschland – Exploring Germany’s massive brick-built empire!
– What does Bart say: Erlebnispark Tripsdrill – A park with a soul (and wine)!
– What does Bart say: Efteling Summer – Huge expectations, but does it deliver?
– What does Bart say: Mer de Sable – The ultimate Wild West adventure just outside of Paris!
– What does Bart say: Jardin d’Acclimatation – Paris’ best kept secret for thrillseekers
– What does Bart say: Movie Park Germany – Lights, camera, coasters!
– What does Bart say: Walibi Holland Bright Nights – Why winter suits this park surprisingly well.
– What does Bart say: Winter Efteling 2024-2025 – My honest review of the 26th winter edition.
🎡 Standalone attractions & experiences:
Honest reviews of major standalone tourist attractions like Madame Tussauds, unique observation decks, and immersive city experiences. I’ll help you decide which world-famous sights are genuinely worth your time and ticket price.
– What does Bart say: THIS IS HOLLAND – Is this an unmissable stop during your Amsterdam trip?
– What does Bart say: Horror Zone Fields of Blood – The nightmare you shouldn’t miss! (🇳🇱)
– What does Bart say: Horror Zone – Area 73: Some secrets are better left in the dark.
🍿 Funfairs:
Atmosphere reports and reviews from well-known, bucket-list funfairs. From massive European mega-fairs to iconic city events.
– What does Bart say: Prater, Vienna – A city park like no other!
– What does Bart say: Foire du Trône – Pure adrenaline in the heart of Paris.
🏨 Hotels & accommodations:
What you’ll find here: Honest reviews of official theme park hotels and on-site resorts. From heavily themed family suites to premium resort perks, I look at whether staying in the heart of the action is worth the premium price tag.
– What does Bart say: Hotel Ling Bao – Phantasialand’s original icon: Still the first choice or outshined by the new?
– What does Bart say: Tripsdrill Wildlife Resort Review – The Shepherd’s Wagon experience!
– What does Bart say: Parc Astérix & Les Quais de Lutèce – Is this the best resort experience in Europe?
– What does Bart say: Phantasialand – Why Wintertraum and Matamba are the perfect winter escape.
🧠 Park thoughts & opinions:
My personal takes, theories, and analytical thoughts on major theme park developments. From speculating on the next big Universal destination to sharing industry hot takes, this is where I let my thoughts run wild.
– What does Bart say: My top 10 coasters & a B&M mission!
– What does Bart say: Efteling’s biggest challenge – Is the magic starting to fade?
– What does Bart say: The 2025 season – The 5 absolute highlights of the year!
– What does Bart say: Universal UK – A massive shift in the European park landscape.
– What does Bart say: Season 2024 – A year of unforgettable park adventures.
What does Bart say? | Theme Parks • Fairs • Attractions 
